Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

2010-05-27 11:21 AM

ChristyR
Denton, TX
Posts: 197

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

2010-05-27 02:41 PM

PASHA
Seattle, WA
Posts: 96

you come up with this or did you beg, borrow or just make it seem as your own?
The list above is more for WANNABIE TRADITIONALISTS< WHOSE FAITH IS
FUNDED BY THE SKEWS OF ALL THE PREVIOUS WANNABIES
But to it's SKEWED TRUTH, AMEN
1,-define CHRISTIAN from say MOSIANIC or MUSLIM
2- wrong a high success is like good science, REPEAT REPEAT RESULTS, not just
random flukes
3--, only if you never tested the recorded and are a DEADHEAD PENTECOSTAL
who holds that screaming like a banshee is speaking in tongues
4--, DENY ONE you can't have the other, so YES this I DO BELIEVE.
consider the NATURE of things, of all EXTINCT THINGS ever created, on this
of growing cosmic dust ball, WHAT HAVE THEY ACCOMPLISHED? WHAT ABOUT US
are we going to fair better if we didn't believe or WE BELIEVED?
5-- that only happens for the cloister brainwashed. My scripture reads of GOD saying
LET US REASON TOGETHER, not you friggin try to go it alone.
6--- only an outsider would conclude that, for in GENESIS, the SONS OF GOD trolled
the back lanes for a spicy lay, and so what is the pick deal with the NT version?
LIKE it never happened before? Maybe it might never happen again, what then?
7-- you missed all the AUTROCITIES commited by holy mother church since 365 AD
in the name of their TRIUNE IDEAL-IDOL-IDEOLOGY.
8--- THAT is funny,
9--- I laugh @ science that disclaims GOD, for a BOOK supposedly ordered by GOD
tells of EVOLUTION, in the most simplistic manner, how technology has evolved
todays COMPUTING SYSTEMS, also based quite loosely on other PRE-EXISTING
TRUTHS.
10- ONLY THE MOST ILLITERATE- read lazy assed christian doesn't understand
the TRUTH of this. And why todays SCIENCE also doesn't comprehend this
THEIR ERRORS are all based on what? The definition of what GOD meant then
and what that word means in TRUTH.
EVEN the greatest PROPHET EVER spoke of gods, justc as does the OT YHWH
spoke of gods, but SOMETHING ALWAYS GETS LOST IN TRANSLATION
or the INFERED SKEWED of the VIEWER-reader.
WHY? BECAUSE WE ARE ALL SUSPECT and SUBJECT.

2010-05-27 02:50 PM

ChristyR
Denton, TX
Posts: 197

Sorry, meant to post the link:

http://www.evilbible.com/Top_Ten_List.htm

2010-05-27 03:01 PM

PASHA
Seattle, WA
Posts: 96

THANKS
SEEMS this site hasn't the ability to DIRECT LINK when an address is copied, in
that's too bad.

pax

2011-01-02 04:37 PM

Marty Hamrick
Oshawa, ON
Posts: 4

What's an AUTROCITY?

2011-05-31 09:32 AM

MrWonder
Medium City, TX
Posts: 226

I only have one sign:

I believe and live by the Bible to my best understanding.